The Hind End of Space

Could you imagine dating Storm?

thetallblacknerd:

Me: ‘Ro you mad at me?
Storm: What makes you say that?
Me: An F5 tornado landed on my car….in a mall parking lot. .just my car too.
Storm: Well maybe the tornado does like the fact that you liked Emma’s pic on instagram

Me: You ready to go to the beach?
Storm: I don’t wanna go, lets just stay in
Me: Oh come on we’ve been planning this for months, you dont have any X-Men business and the weather is perfect
Storm: You think a blizzard is perfect weather?
Me: there’s no bli-oh….

Storm: I think we need a new car
Me: What’s wrong with the one we have now?
Storm: It got crushed by Magneto
Me:…….
Me: You were street racing again werent you?
Storm:I mean he pulls up next to me and revs his engine, wasn’t gonna let him disrespect me, disrespect us.
Me: Why do you even drive? You can fly.
Storm: I want to do normal people stuff
Me: NORMAL PEOPLE DON’T STREET RACE MAGNETO!

chocohawlic:

foreverpruned:

blastortoise:

Y’all can understand why the mutants in x-men hate the humans but can’t get why black people hate whites

Stop. You’re making too much sense.

It’s even worse considering the creators literally intended Professor Xavier and Magneto to represent MLK and Malcolm X

(Source: trapcard)