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Mic’s Stupid Fucking Battle-Ready Shiny Giveaway

micthemicrophone:

micthemicrophone:

micthemicrophone:

So check this noise out. People like Shinies and shit. People also like Pokemon that are good to toss in to battle. See this noise? These bitches are stacked to the roof, ready to throw down like the curb-stomping mother fuckers they are. EVs? Done. IVs? Top fucking percentile. Joey can suck my dick because this ain’t no shorts-loving Rattata bullshit. We roll hardcore in this bitch like we was straight outta Compton. You think you a hard mother fucker? Cause I ain’t. I just talk a big game. Fake it till you make it brohammers don’t let no one fuck with you.

*~*~*THE FUCKING RULES*~*~*

1. You gotta reblog this shit. I don’t give a damn if you’re following me or not. It’s not like you need anymore bullshit on your dashboard anyways. Do you give a shit about what I have to say? Hell no you don’t. You’re a stone-cold mother fucker who don’t need no one to tell them how to live. You’re a lone wolf lookin’ for trouble and you’re gonna maul anybody who gets in your way. You still gotta reblog this shit though.
2. Likes don’t mean jack shit. Well whoopty doo. You like this post. You only get one entry friendo. Ain’t no amount of liking or ass-kissing gonna make this lean in your favor. Maybe you like kissin’ ass. Is that it? You like kissin’ ass? Well then carry on. Far be it from me to tell you how to live. If it makes you happy, fuck it. You do watchu gotta do homeslice. 
3. No fool. I don’t want none of your shinies. Don’t even ask me about that garbage. If I wanted your lime green Espeon I’d have gone to fucking Serebii or some shit and done it there. Point is lime green is an ugly ass color though and a guilty pleasure of mine. Like for real who thought that this’d be fucking acceptable? Who the fuck wants a green bear? This ain’t Carebears or some stupid shit. We ain’t in no episode of My Little Pony. But for real though I’m not interested in anything you have to offer so don’t ask.
4. Entries go until February 9 at 12 Noon Pacific Standard time. Don’t know what that is in your time zone? Get a fucking clock. Do I look like I have time for to tell you what the fuck is going on? No. Fuck that. Old people are dying while I type this. You can look that shit up. You got a computer for that shit. Look at it. God damn. Technology is pretty fucking great isn’t it? 3PM EST, 8PM UK time. 

That’s all there is to it. Good luck ya fucking scrubby scrublords. I’m just fuckin’ with you. You’re all great go get yourselves some shiny Pokemon.

-Mic

BTDUBS. There is only one winner. You get all six, so any of you hoping to have a shot at one or two, the answer is no. Winner gets all fucking six. Go big or go home we don’t do none of that first, second or third place shit around here. Get it get it homies.

Afternoon Rebooble.

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terezispsychoticgrin:

if you reblog this, i’ll draw you in your god tier. if you don’t have selfies on your blog, i’ll improvise. 

as i’m gonna do this as a part of my perspective challenge, each of the doodles will have a different perspective to them (well, at least i”ll try to)

i’ll do every single one of them!

each one will look something like this

(Source: queersnakes)

Melon’s 5000th post + nearly 100 follower giveaway!

melonballrun:

So, I’ve been itching to do one of these things lately and I was hoping I would get to 100 followers before I did but 5000 posts is also a monumental occasion so I’m gonna do it anyways!

I was also having difficulty thinking about what I should give away so I just decided to have selectable prizes instead!

• Zone of the Enders HD Collection (PS3)
• SMT Digital Devil Saga 1 + 2 (PS2)
• Persona 4 The Golden (VITA)
• A HG model of your choosing from Robot4Less (preferably one under $40) 
• A Mystery Prize!

I will also pay for shipping + handling, so if you win, you’ll have to provide your address to me!

Wondering how to participate? It’s pretty easy.

• Like this post.
• Reblog this post. (only one reblog counts)
• No need to follow, but I’d appreciate it!
• Please use your main blog and only one blog. I will check, even if it takes me ten hours. :s

I will be selecting 3 winners using random.org, so it will be fair. If you have any questions my ask box is always open!

THE GIVEAWAY ENDS ON DECEMBER 1ST, WHENEVER I WAKE UP PST.