Carol Danvers: Commissioned rank of Major
Steve Rogers: Honorary rank of Captain
remember that
:3
i can’t breathe
(longshot saves the marvel universe #3)DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY VAMPIRES HItLER HAD IN HIS ARMY!?
What do you think is the funniest thing you've ever written in a comic?
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Cap visits a school assembly and they have him lead the pledge of allegiance but "under God" wasn't added until he went under the ice so he doesn't know that part so he doesn't say it and the next day all the headlines say "CAPTAIN AMERICA FORGETS GOD" and FoxNews freaks out.
oh my god
Carol Danvers: Commissioned rank of Major
Steve Rogers: Honorary rank of Captain
remember that
:3
ppl being like “WOW i wish we could see what captain america would be like interacting with wonder woman!!!!!” and i’m sitting over here like
psst u don’t have to wonder bc it would go something like
and never forget that she technically outranks him.
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Captain America needs a villain named The White Fedora, who’s a white dude with terrible facial hair and a ratty ponytail. His fashion sense is terrible and of course, always wears a fedora and is always spouting MRA bullshit and anti-government libertarianism.
also he rides a brightly-colored pony
literally everything Cap stands against.