The Hind End of Space

Action figures are the best friends a person can have.

They won’t let you down.

They’ll always be there for you.

They’ll never leave you.

They’ll never say they can’t play with you.

They’ll never say they hate you.

welp.

guess I’ll be drinking tonight after all.

Even Brave Heroes know when to give up.

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Last night…

Mom: Garbage day tomorrow.

Me: kay.

Today…

Mom: UGH I’M NOT TALKING TO YOU YOU NEVER DO ANYTHING AROUND THIS HOUSE

Me: ?????

Mom: I told you to take out the garbage last night and you just said “YEAH OKAY” It’s supposed to be your job!

Oh, right mom. I’m sorry that “Garbage Day is tomorrow” doesn’t translate to “take the trash out” in my mind. Also, my job? You’ve been doing it before I got home from school on Tuesdays EVERY WEEK for several months. GOD.