The Hind End of Space

The Wreckers and their accents were great.

it really bugged me when the critics got all pissy about Megatron blowing up Lincoln’s statue and sitting on the memorial.

IT’S A REFERENCE TO THE ORIGINAL SERIES.

but oh wait I bet you think these movies are the only pieces of TF fiction.

These movies needed more Autobot action movie one-liners.

I remember venting my frustration about these movies by screaming IRONHIDE DIES to the people waiting for the showing after us.

Dick move? Yes. But it didn’t have any fucking bearing on the plot. Like geez, sure would’ve made a great motivation for Optimus to kill Sentinel…

“It’s a Cyrillic alphabet! It’s like all the buttons you never push on your calculator!”

and come on, Agent Simmons was awesome.

I always felt Josh Duhammel was the only actor in these movies who actually liked doing them. I remember him getting really excited about Ironhide back in 2007.

also I loved Nimoy as Sentinel.

“Enjoy your next job at 7-11, dickhead.”

Not gonna lie, I kinda like Brains and Wheelie.

hurp derp deep wang

hurp derp dick joke

I TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT PINK BUMBLEBEE AND NOW I REMEMBER WHY

GOD THAT WAS FUCKING CREEPY

…aside from that shit, Laserbeak was pretty awesome.

Nope, instead we get Shia LeDouche being male-wish fulfillment for two and ½ hours with some nauseating cgi mayhem thrown in. I couldn’t do DotM without Rifftrax.

honestly as irritating as these movies are, I’m tired of all the Bay-bashing. It’s just the same old shit over and over and over again.