blake just ran in here with blue fabric i think she’s seriously gonna make the eyepatches tonight
YOU THINK THIS IS A JOKE
you have homework
NOT ANYMORE
Your name is KARKAT VANTAS and magic is stupid, but somehow you ended up with it. You are a first-year in GRYFFINDOR HOUSE at HOGWARTS SCHOOL OF WITCHCRAFT AND WIZARDRY, which following the demise of the dark lord, opened its doors to other sentient magical races. You have a variety of INTERESTS, not the least of which is reading TERRIBLE WIZARDING ROMANCE NOVELS. You aspire to one day play as a BEATER for the unstoppable Gryffindor QUIDDITCH TEAM. You like to practice zooming around on your REALLY SHITTY BROOMSTICK but usually end up crashing into things and landing yourself in the infirmary.
You spend a lot of time with your other first-year pals, especially a particular TEAL-BLOODED GRYFFINDOR. You have a bit of a CRUSH on her, but you would sooner be STRANGLED BY A GRINDYLOW than admit it.
After a mishap in your worst subject,CHARMS, the two of you have detention together. You try to pretend you’re not actually HAPPY TO BE ALONE WITH HER.What will you do?
Karkat: hhhhammy @cowbuttcrunchies
Terezi: vantasss
Photo: gothichamlet @cowbuttcrunchies
goddamnit you two I DIDN’T RECOGNIZE EITHER OF YOU YOU KNOW
STOP BEING GOOD AT TROLLING.
(Source: jjpyropi)
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WOW YOU GUYS ARE SO PERFECTLY ADORABLE OH MY GOD
have I mentioned how much I love these two
because I do
blake just ran in here with blue fabric i think she’s seriously gonna make the eyepatches tonight
YOU THINK THIS IS A JOKE
you have homework
NOT ANYMORE
WHY DOES THIS FUCKING HAPPEN TO ME?
N9w karkat, I’ll ask y9u n9t to make such heavy-handed statements ab9ut the nature of fate and/9r why certain events 9ccur the way that they d9, as that treads near danger9us territ9ry of religi9us presumpti9usness and existentialist privilege that s9me may find very triggering. In my experience 9n 6ef9rus, I’ll have y9u know—
How about you 69th chill out and everyone can come find us on omegle?
[WE’LL BE UNDER THE TAGS OMEGLESTUCK AND H9LY TRINITY]omg JJ i almost texted you saying if you werent in karkat i was going to cry but you are and im so happy because this is glorious
GUYS I’M AT COWBUTTCRUNCHIES HOUSE AND
I fail to see anything out of the ordinary here.
(Source: jjpyropi)
(You know what? I’m gonna post them now!)
Pictures of myself and JJ as Redglare and Mindfang!! This shoot was so AWESOME and I was so happy to take pictures with JJ’s Mindfang costume which is even more AWESOME. This was such a great shoot and Ancestors are so wonderful okay thanks bye.
Mindfang ==> vantasss
Redglare ==> relenawarcraft
Photographer
Bringing back for the weekend!
There are adult trolls who we can rel8 to, if we choose to, and if we are lucky enough to discover who they are. We are each supposed to have one, and if you 8elieve the lore a8out it, your destiny will 8e tied to theirs.
♋ Signless | Cowbutt Crunchies
♋ Karkat | Gomugomugodhead
♌ Disciple | Cowbutt Crunchies
♌ Nepeta | Thevvioletprince
♏ Mindfang | Vantasss
♏ Vriska | VrillywhatPhotographer: Ollie
ahhhhh awesoooome!!!
I wish I had a Terezi for this shoot. :(
And as the world comes to an end
I’ll be here to hold your hand
Cause you’re my king and I’m your lionheart.
Disciple | Hhhhammy @ Cowbutt Crunchies
Photo | Gothichamlet & VantasssPresenting: my catwife.
The more I see of your Katsu costumes, the more excited I get about Dolorosa next year, with my own little grub.
YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH
I JUST
OH GOD
JFKLSDFSDFSDFDSFSDF
you two are seriously the best I love you both
this was a fun photo shoot and I am really glad my wife decided to bring the guitar to katsucon.
oh my god I love you two.
(Source: joestarlight)