The Hind End of Space
RSSPosts tagged with "retail robin"
An average day in the cheese department
- Customer: Do you have this kind of cracker? It's like, a small cracker?
- Me: Do you know what the brand is?
- Customer: NO.
I had a lady do this just yesterday except she asked for it to be remade. If you don’t like it then why do you want another one remade? Aren’t you just torturing yourself by continuing t eat food you “don’t like?” lol
We have this asshole who comes into my store that we call “bike man”. I’ll get into greater detail some other time, but once, he bought a thing of edamame, ate all but one piece, and returned it because he said “that one is bad”.
[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.
Top Text: “Customer demands you search the back”
Bottom Text: “Stand in the back and stare at the wall before announcing you don’t have it”]
Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.
Top Text: “I have more than twenty items. Is that okay?”
Bottom Text: “Is it okay if I key your car?”
That actually does work. I do it all the time… but not without sliding the customer’s card myself first.
[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.
Top Text: “”Can you tell me about this item?”
Bottom Text: “Yeah they don’t actually teach me about the merchandise. Would you care fore some bullshit?”]
“Is this real leather?” “Fuck if I know, pal.”
Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.
Top Text: “PRESS YES FIRST AND THEN SLIDE YOUR CARD.”
Bottom Text: “SLIDES CARD FIRST EVERY TIME.”]
every. fucking. time.
[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.
Top Text: “Grocery Carts.”
Bottom Text: “Contrary to popular belief, they’re NOT trash cans.”]
I stopped asking customers to donate their reusable bag rebates for this exact reason.
About The Hind End of Space
Expect to see lots of Gundam, robots (namely of the transforming and piloted variety), Star Trek, tokusatsu, Legend of the Galactic Heroes, Marvel Comics, Overwatch, Dragon Age.