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Alright, I need to talk about this whole Heero and Trowa Mobile Doll business.

This was an awesome concept. One that had yet to be used in Gundam (at least in anime form, anyway): taking the battle data of protagonist characters and using it against them, It’s an awesome concept!

Too bad it was used in the absolute worst way possible.

There was a huge buildup to this in the episode, and it’s… not very important within its context. The fight is horribly underwhelming, lasting just a few minutes between Duo and the Mercurius and Vayeate. The fight is just a little bit tougher and Duo, of course, makes quick work of them.

Come on, really?! That’s it?

Why not have the two dolls go up against, I dunno, HEERO AND TROWA? Or better yet, why don’t they actually FIGHT like Heero and Trowa?! They just act like sightly quicker mobile dolls. Of course, it’s not like those two have distinctive fighting styles to begin with; Trowa’s being “stand in one spot and unload your ammo”. That’s more of an overall problem with the series. Still, they could have at least had fun with stock poses.

This wouldn’t have been so bad if they didn’t JUST DO the same concept, just with Zero-system equipped Virgos… that were just slightly tougher. HEY WHY DON’T THEY GO CRAZY, YOU KNOW, LIKE WHEN EVERYONE USED THE ZERO SYSTEM? OH WAIT, THAT ACTUALLY WOULD HAVE BEENINTERESTING.

Ugh. This show, man. This fucking show. 

OKAY HERE’S ANOTHER ONE: REIDEEN THE SUPERIOR.
I don’t have time to go into how much I TRULY hated this one, but if Dancouga was everything bad about 80’s mecha, this was everything bad about 90’s anime, period. Fucking fujioshi pandering all over...

OKAY HERE’S ANOTHER ONE: REIDEEN THE SUPERIOR.

I don’t have time to go into how much I TRULY hated this one, but if Dancouga was everything bad about 80’s mecha, this was everything bad about 90’s anime, period. Fucking fujioshi pandering all over the place. NINE TEAM MEMBERS, ALL OF THEM MALE. And if they’re all based on birds why is one a fucking BAT?! I can kinda understand dino but BAT?! THAT’S A MAMMAL. AND HOW STUPID ARE THE CHARACTERS?! Also making it a plot point that two characters look alike doesn’t work when your character designs all kinda look alike to begin with. Fuck, SEED Destiny did that better with Lacus and Meer. AND IF THIS IS A REIDEEN SERIES WHY IS REIDEEN ITSELF THE BAD GUY?! THAT’S DUMB. AT LEAST HAVE AKIRA KAMIYA PLAY HIM.

more drunk rants

THIS SHOW. I HATE THIS SHOW SO MUCH.
badly written, stupid characters, fucking predictable, NON-ENDING FOR THE TV SERIES. SERIOUSLY IF YOU LIVED IN JAPAN YOU HAVE TO BUY AN OVA TAPE TO FIND OUT HOW IT ENDED. WHO LET THIS HAPPEN? THE PACING SUCKED...

THIS SHOW. I HATE THIS SHOW SO MUCH.

badly written, stupid characters, fucking predictable, NON-ENDING FOR THE TV SERIES. SERIOUSLY IF YOU LIVED IN JAPAN YOU HAVE TO BUY AN OVA TAPE TO FIND OUT HOW IT ENDED. WHO LET THIS HAPPEN? THE PACING SUCKED TOO, YOU DON’T EVEN GET TO SEE DANCOUGA ITSELF UNTIL LIKE EPISODE 15. ALSO THE ANIMATION QUALITY WAS ALL OVER THE PLACE WITH MISSING FRAMES AND SHIT. AND WHY IS THE ROBOT’S FORMATION SO LAME. IT’S A ROBOT PUTTING ON A HAT AND SHOES. THAT ISN’T COOL.

IT’S ALSO SPELLED “DANCOUGA” YOU FUCKING TWITS. THERE’S NO “R”.

I’M STILL DRUNK.

Sep 7

Why I’m an Atheist

These days I try to avoid the topic because I know it’ll just lead to extreme frustration on my end, but sometimes, it manages to come up and I can’t avoid it.

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