Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.
Top Text: “I have more than twenty items. Is that okay?”
Bottom Text: “Is it okay if I key your car?”
That actually does work. I do it all the time… but not without sliding the customer’s card myself first.
[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.
Top Text: “”Can you tell me about this item?”
Bottom Text: “Yeah they don’t actually teach me about the merchandise. Would you care fore some bullshit?”]
“Is this real leather?” “Fuck if I know, pal.”
Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.
Top Text: “PRESS YES FIRST AND THEN SLIDE YOUR CARD.”
Bottom Text: “SLIDES CARD FIRST EVERY TIME.”]
every. fucking. time.