Hussie has literally killed every single character in Homestuck.
He even killed himself.
SIT THE FUCK DOWN AND LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT YOSHIYUKI TOMINO
THIS IS THE SINGLE GREATEST, MOST DEPRESSED, AND BALDEST MAN IN THE HISTORY OF EVER. HE’S PRETTY MUCH RESPONSIBLE FOR THE BEST ANIMATED SHOWS MADE FOR OVER THIRTY YEARS. HE’S CALLED “KILL’EM ALL” BECAUSE ABSOLUTELY EVERYONE YOU EVER LOVE WILL DIE HORRIBLY IN WAYS THAT WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE A LITTLE BITCH. IN FACT HE MAY KILL THEM MULTIPLE TIMES JUST TO FUCK WITH YOU MORE. NOW YOU KNOW WHAT HE MADE? SPACE RUNAWAY IDEON.
NOW IDEON IS THE ULTIMATE EVOLUTION OF THE GM, AND ITS POWER LEVELS ARE UNMEASURABLE. OVER NINE THOUSAND DOESN’T EVEN BEGIN TO DESCRIBE. THUS THIS MONSTROSITY IS KINDA A THING THAT CAN AND WILL DESTROY EVERYTHING IN ITS PATH ON ITS LOWEST SETTING. WHEN IT GETS TURNED UP TO 11, IT WILL DESTROY THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE, JUST TO SPITE YOUR ASS. AND THIS HAPPENS. AND EVEN TOMINO HIMSELF GETS SHOWN BLOWING UP AT ONE POINT. REMEMBER, THIS AIRED DECADES BEFORE YOU EVER TRIED TO START TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT HOMESTUCK.
SO NEXT TIME YOU’RE LIKE “ZOMG PEOPLE ARE DYING AND THE CREATOR KILLED HIMSELF SO COOL” REMEMBER THAT BEFORE YOU WERE EVEN BORN, ONE MAN DID THAT A MILLION TIMES OVER. ON PUBLIC TELEVISION.
