ah yes here’s a better demonstration of what a dilator looks like

my friend says it looks like a flute
Artifact from the secret cabinets of Catherine the Great. Commissioned by her lover Grigory Orlov.
is thAT A DILDO KNIFE
the killdo
(Source: machinegnome)
I couldn’t resist being a bit of a smart-ass with this…. C:
I would eat cookies with him
and lick that whip cream.
Doggyfurry Jade and Octomermaid Rose smooches!
there is a non-homestuck version of this (that I altered and improved significantly) that I will post tomorrow to my art blog, so be on alert for that if you are interested! :)
(Source: crywanking)
ah yes here’s a better demonstration of what a dilator looks like

my friend says it looks like a flute