[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.
Top Text: “Customer demands you search the back”
Bottom Text: “Stand in the back and stare at the wall before announcing you don’t have it”]
That actually does work. I do it all the time… but not without sliding the customer’s card myself first.
[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.
Top Text: “”Can you tell me about this item?”
Bottom Text: “Yeah they don’t actually teach me about the merchandise. Would you care fore some bullshit?”]
“Is this real leather?” “Fuck if I know, pal.”
Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.
Top Text: “PRESS YES FIRST AND THEN SLIDE YOUR CARD.”
Bottom Text: “SLIDES CARD FIRST EVERY TIME.”]
every. fucking. time.
Every morning.
Yep
Well, I usually think about the future, and the true meaning of humanity, but yeah, pretty much this.
(Source: spongyspice)
I stopped asking customers to donate their reusable bag rebates for this exact reason.
ALL DAY EVERY DAY.