The Hind End of Space

chicken-in-a-basket:

sophie becomes the president

she walks up to the podium 

she stares out onto the crowd

“fucking dancouga” she whispers into the mic

chicken-in-a-basket:

“Okay Kou, eat this.”

Kou stared at the plate Keith put in front of him.

“What is it…?”

Keith chuckled and ruffled his hair.

“Just, eat it. Trust me!”

Kou shrugged and dug his fork into the tasty treat and ate it.

“Mm.. hey, this is pretty good! What’s in it?”

He grabbed another forkful. Keith waited until he’d eaten at least half of it before smiling.

“It’s carrot cake.”

Kou dropped and fork and leapt back from the cake as though it was poison. He grabbed Keith by the collar and shook him frantically.

“WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!”

Keith practically collapsed into giggles.