Me, if only for my own amusement.
hayley is on my top ten coolest people ive ever had the white straight cis privilege of hanging out with. shes a good writer too but more importantly shes rose lalonde. shes literally rose lalonde. she rolls her eyes when we say that but she is also a little bit flattered and finds it endearing. i am pretty sure she’s still in my phone as “hayley lalonde”
despite being literally rose lalonde and dating kanaya, she is her own person. she is funny. wit so dry you could chap your ass just talking to her. shes also secretly a huge sweetheart, in that “i’m rolling my eyes at you while i hug you because youre a dingus arty” way. she is cooler than anybody else on this booty ass website