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god damnit have 6000 people seriously liked/reblogged a fucking dancouga screencap
ALL I HAVE DONE HAS BEEN FOR NAUGHT
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For the uneducated, please describe the magic of (It's fucking) Dancouga
DANCOUGA
IS ONE OF THOSE 80’S MECHA ANIME THAT STUPID UNINFORMED DUMBASSES ACT LIKE IS ACTUALLY GOOD
SPOILERS
THE SHOW SUCKS
NONE OF YOU HAVE WATCHED ITNONOF YOU HAVE SUFFERED LIKE I DID
IT MAKES NO SENSE
DANCOUGA IS COOL BUT THE PLOT SUCKS
THE CHARACTERS ARE IDIOTS
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Okay, let’s take a moment to assess how excellent this is.
This seems to be some sort of Super Sentai ‘gritty reboot’ pitch, as rather than being robotic animals in primary colours, these are now realized mechanical vehicles. Behind the group stands the Gestalt, and we can see how it is formed:
The Mastodon is the central unit. From the design of the front shoulders on the mech, it appears that the legs (front and rear) are combined together to form the Gestalt arms and hands, with the shoulder and hip joints forming the Gestalt shoulders, while the head moves to a central position to become the chest plate.
Lion and Panther form the legs, and are linked to the central unit via coupling joint that folds out when all the other portions of the Mastodon move into place. Although difficult to tell, the head and forelegs probably join to become the feet in true power rangers style (viz. the Lion unit, the slotted neck joint behind the mane probably retracts into the ‘spine’)
The Eagle unit forms the head (thank you Voltron), with the ‘face’ and sensor ‘eyes’ kept under protective shielding underneath the nosecone when in flight mode. The wings may fold back (at a 90 degree angle) to latch on to a coupling joint in the Mastodon (effectively a spinal link).
There appears to be little projectile weaponry on the mech units, the mastodon has turrets, a heavy duty (possibly AA) long-barrel cannon and a multi-missile system. As a Gestalt, it may simply rely on brute strength and improvised weaponry rather than a dedicated arsenal.
In conclusion, this is a satisfying ‘realisation’ of the Megazord concept used in the long-running (twenty years this year!) Super Sentai series.
its fucking dancouga
fucking DANCOUGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Ok.
You’e all been reblogging a fucking Dancouga title card.
Why the fuck
fucking DANCOUGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
What is fucking Dancouga as in expressing frustration and not literally fucking the robot?
thebloggerformerlyknownasmadcap:
relenawarcraft could probably explain it much better than I could, as she was the one who started “fucking Dancouga” to begin with
it’s basically just an expression of how FUCKIN’ DUMB dancouga is
I just thought you should know I had a "fucking Dancouga" moment today I was playing SRW 64, and a bunch of guys from Layzner were attacking Roux Louka. Just as I was getting into "Silent Voice", I had to sit through an event where Shinobu shows up and they form Dancouga, with "Burning Love" overrideing "Silent Voice", and all I could think was fucking Dancouga.
everything about this message is perfect
hey sophie, tell us about why you hate Dancouga
OKAY I’M DRUNK ENOUGH FOR THIS NOW
fucking dancouga okay
First off, it doesn’t do its job very well. It’s a Bandai-sponsored robot show from the mid 80’s, and yet, the first episode features NO TOY MECHA WHATSOEVER. THE SHOW HAD ONE TOY. Not only that, it did a cardinal sin by doing the whole “let’s introduce each character in each successive episode and give them NO TIME TO DEVELOP before we introduce the next one!”. I HATE that.Also, Masato? That poor kid got the massive shaft, as he does next to nothing in the whole show. His “clip show memory” is from an episode that developed EVERYONE’S character, not him. Oh, and did I mention the show has TWO CLIP SHOWS?
Additionally, the animation is inconsistent as hell. It starts off SUPER NICE but then devolves into fucking garbage. Also what’s up withthe character designs? It’s like they all come from different shows…
Oh, and why does it take them like TEN EPISODES to learn their robots have robot modes, and FIFTEEN for them to combine? like shit, the fucking eagle has GIANT ROBOT HANDS underneath the fuselage. HOW DO YOU MISS THAT.
The villains are hella stupid, and how does NOBODY notice that Shapiro CLEARLY LEFT THE BATTLEFIELD IN THE FIRST EPISODE. Sara, you fucking moron, you knew that he had crazy evil ambitions and you DIDN’T BOTHER to tell anyone that he MIGHT JUST BE telling the enemies where all of your strategic locations are??
General Ross Igor is a fucking abusive asshole. Like, the commander needs to be stern, I get that. But this fucker just doesn’t listen to reason! His orders flat out didn’t make sense, and frankly I was happy to see him die.
Oh, and the fucking ending? HAHA ENJOY BUYING OUR OVA SPECIAL.
just
just
fucking dancouga
People wanted this rebloggable in the past, well…..
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Expect to see lots of Gundam, robots (namely of the transforming and piloted variety), Star Trek, tokusatsu, Legend of the Galactic Heroes, Marvel Comics, Overwatch, Dragon Age.
Expect to see lots of Gundam, robots (namely of the transforming and piloted variety), Star Trek, tokusatsu, Legend of the Galactic Heroes, Marvel Comics, Overwatch, Dragon Age.