Someone needs to do a parody of Gangnam Style called Gundam Style.
Troll rating: 4.5/10.
I was actually talking about a video of Gundams doing the dances from the video, not Gundam heads photoshopped in the original video.
SIT THE FUCK DOWN AND LEMME TELL YOU ABOUT THE SCOPEDOG
NOW INITIALLY THE SCOPEDOG’S SPECS DON’T SEEM THAT GREAT, THING’S BARELY TWELVE FEET TALL, HARDLY A FIFTH OF A GUNDAM’S HEIGHT. BUT THAT REALLY DON’T MEAN SHIT, CAUSE SCOPEDOG WILL RAPE YOU IN YOUR SLEEP. HELL, SCOPEDOG WILL TAKE YOU ON DAY OR NIGHT, IT DON’T EVEN GIVE A FUCK.
NOW ABOVE YOU SEE SCOPEDOG WITH ITS SLIGHTLY DISPROPORTIONATE RIFLE. THAT IS THE LEAST OF YOUR WORRIES. IT CAN HAVE MISSILES LAUNCHERS ALL OVER ITS FUCKING BODY, ROCKET LAUNCHERS, GATLING GUNS, MICRO MISSILE LAUNCHERS, ARTILLERY GUNS, AND ANYTHING WITH THE WORD “GUN” OR “MISSILE” CAN BE LOADED OUT ON THIS SEXY BEAST.
I’M NOT EVEN FINISHED. IT’S NOT JUST THE WEAPONS YOU HAVE TO BE WORRIED ABOUT, IT’S HOW FAST THIS LITTLE FUCKER IS. THIS IS AN ALL-TERRAIN, ALL-SPEEDS, ALL THE TIME UNIT. AND WHEN I SAY ALL-TERRAIN, I MEAN SPACE, EARTH, SHIPS, WHAT THE FUCK EVER. JUST REMEMBER, THAT WHEN THERE’S A LOUD “WHIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR” OUTSIDE, IT MEANS THE RAPE TRAIN IS COMING. WE’RE NOT EVEN GETTING INTO HOW MUCH MORE DEADLY THESE THINGS ARE WHEN THEY HAVE THEIR RIGHT SHOULDER PAINTED RED.
SO WHY THE HELL AM I TELLING YOU ABOUT SCOPEDOGS? WELL, FOR ONE, IT SHOWS UP IN THE “GUNDAM STYLE” VIDEO, DESPITE IT NOT BEING A GUNDAM, AS DOES THE INGRAM FROM PATLABOR. IT’S A COOL SHOUTOUT THAT THE GUY WHO MADE IT DID, CAUSE HE SPENT TWO FUCKING WEEKS EDITING THAT VIDEO AND PUTTING ALL SORTS OF AWESOME THINGS LIKE THAT IT. SO YOU SHOULD BE GRATEFUL FOR THE VERSION YOU HAVE AND NOT BE A BITCH ABOUT IT.
