The Hind End of Space

jjkou:

So I was at the beach near Kanazawa last weekend and my friends and I are chilling out on the sand when all of a sudden we look up and see these two guys striding along the shoreline. The black-suited guy would run up to random people and start squirting them with the squirtgun and the blue ranger would hold out his hand, with his other hand on his hip in the perfect Power Ranger action hero pose, and command him to “stop right there!” before dashing over to rescue whatever poor, unsuspecting family was victim to the squirtgun assault. Then he’d wave to everyone and let them know the beach was safe thanks to him, and the two of them would make these silly shrieking sounds and skip away before doing it all over again.

We saw the blue ranger again later that day riding on a majestic black jetski, patrolling the waters or some shit. Rest assured, folks, the Sea of Japan was safe and secure that day.