The Hind End of Space

a guide to fahrenheit for the rest of the world

• - : die
• 0-10 : also probably die, but you still have to go to school
• 10-20 : what the fuck i'm freezing my ass off
• 20-30 : i can't feel my face
• 30-40 : suck my dick winter im not wearing this winter coat
• 40-50 : THE SUN, I CAN TELL THE SUN IS HERE
• 50-60 : IM WEARING FUCKING SHORTS
• 60-70 : holy shit,.. this is heaven. im in heaven,
• 70-80 : *wears a grass skirt and congas around the state*
• 80-90 : okay its kinda hot but I CAN GO SWIMMING OUTSIDE, FUCK YES
• 90-100 : is it hot in here or is it just me
• 100-110 : OKAY IT'S HOT IN HERE
• 110-120 : stand in front of an open refrigerator to survive
• 120-130 : cactuses only
• 130+ : you are literally on the fucking sun