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a guide to fahrenheit for the rest of the world

  • - : die
  • 0-10 : also probably die, but you still have to go to school
  • 10-20 : what the fuck i'm freezing my ass off
  • 20-30 : i can't feel my face
  • 30-40 : suck my dick winter im not wearing this winter coat
  • 40-50 : THE SUN, I CAN TELL THE SUN IS HERE
  • 50-60 : IM WEARING FUCKING SHORTS
  • 60-70 : holy shit,.. this is heaven. im in heaven,
  • 70-80 : *wears a grass skirt and congas around the state*
  • 80-90 : okay its kinda hot but I CAN GO SWIMMING OUTSIDE, FUCK YES
  • 90-100 : is it hot in here or is it just me
  • 100-110 : OKAY IT'S HOT IN HERE
  • 110-120 : stand in front of an open refrigerator to survive
  • 120-130 : cactuses only
  • 130+ : you are literally on the fucking sun
Oct 8