Captain America needs a villain named The White Fedora, who’s an overweight white dude with terrible facial hair and a ratty ponytail. His fashion sense is terrible and of course, always wears a fedora and is always spouting MRA bullshit and anti-government libertarianism.
also he rides a brightly-colored pony
literally everything Cap stands against.
I get literally everything else, but why’s he fat?
iiiii actually decided to take that part out
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