The Hind End of Space

cautionlazer:

>walk into sushistop
>qt3.14 working at sushi bar
>browse menu for food that i want
>she walks up to me
>”what can i make for you today?”
>”c—california roll”
>”i’m sorry, what was that?”
>try to speak up, end up yelling
>”CALIFORNIA ROLL”
>entire store looking at me
>wasabi falls out of my pocket
>try to run out of store
>trip over my kimono
>burst into pocky
>head chef comes out and tells me its ochinchin inspection day
>roar at him and swipe him with my claws
>i am a tanuki
>girl is a tanuki
>sushistop is a tanuki

FUCKING SUSHISTOP