ok so tmi time but I wanna talk about this
after I get surgery I need to do this wonderful thing called dilating. in the simplest term, dilating is basically using medical dildos to ensure the fact that your vagina, well, works.
seriously, these are what dilators look like
they’re like 6" long and made of hard plastic or something. I know mine will look different
anyway I’m trying to think of stupid nicknames for them
because typically you’re supplied with three: a skinny one, a medium-sized one, and…. well, a big scary thick one that you don’t want to use often.
I’ve considered:
- Z, Great, and Kaiser
- Zaku, Dom, and Gelgoog
- Getter 2, 1, and 3
- Zeta, ZZ, and FAZZ
but there have to be some other ones… hmmm.
