The Hind End of Space

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Take a look at this nice harassing message I got on eBay

“Dear loranbasaraevin,

I’ve been following your auctions for a while and am always tempted to bid, but there are certain pieces I’m super interested in. I am curious, do any of your toys come with a penis? I love transformers, but transsexual transformers are even cooler.

- aaron8907”

Now do you see why I don’t use that handle anymore?