The Hind End of Space

teapots-and-traditions:

aboutdreamsandotherstuff:

Following weekend reports that teen pop sensation Justin Bieber visited the Anne Frank House in Amsterdam, local Bieber fan Khloe McNeal, 13, announced Monday that she was ‘jealous’ of the 15-year-old Holocaust victim. “Biebs went to her house? So unfair,” said the diehard ‘Belieber’ of the persecuted Jewish teen who, after hiding from the Nazis for two years in a cramped attic, died of typhus in the Bergen-Belsen concentration camp just weeks before its liberation. “What makes her so special that she gets a shout out? I retweet him every day and he mentions her by name and calls her a ‘great girl?’ Ugh.” McNeal went on to say that she was so envious of Frank that she wanted to “literally die,” adding that “some girls just have all the luck.”

Oh dear god…

I just threw up in my mouth. 

you do realize this is from The Onion, right?

http://www.theonion.com/articles/justin-bieber-fan-jealous-of-anne-frank,32067/

but I guess that would require actual factchecking, something tumblr seems to consistently fail at.

(Source: nomorebedtimestories-blog)