The Hind End of Space

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You look like Your Friend’s Mother before she had coffee on the day you sleep over their house.

spoiler alert: i am

i always have been

who’s the mom now, sophie

not you

no okay

I’ve figured out that I am actually your mom

technically, an alternate universe version of me that’s cis is

Okay there’s this character in Star Trek TNG’s first season named Tasha Yar who got killed off

but then she was alive in the alternate universe created by the disappearance of the previous Enterprise into a temporal rift

She went back with that ship into the rift to fix the timeline cuz “lol supposed to be dead”

then she got captured by evil Romulans and got knocked up by one of the guards before she got offed 

and that daughter grew up to be Sela, one of the Enterprise’s many enemies in the later episodes of the series.

So clearly, some version of me from an alternate timeline that wasn’t supposed to exist had to go back in time to set things right eventually gave birth to you and bam, here we are.

tl;dr, you are the offspring of an alternate reality version of me from the present but also the future and the past.