Me *stays home*

Parents why are you so lazy? Get off your ass and do something with your life

Me *goes out*

Parents omg you're out of control stop hanging out with those people and roaming the streets

Me *eats*

Parents you are ruining your body with that garbage

Me *doesn't eat*

Parents we're getting really concerned are you on a diet is there something you're not telling us do you have an eating disorder?

Me *exhales*

Parents don't give me that attitude