The Hind End of Space

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Dec 22

Right now Obama should be getting a call

  • Government Agent: Mr. President there's a meteor coming sir
  • Obama: Oh yeah, how big is it?
  • Government Agent: Sir, are you familiar with Jupiter
  • Obama: You mean like the planet?
  • Government Agent: Yeah. Well its that big sir
  • Obama: Hmm, that sounds pretty big...I have a question. Is it Jupiter?
  • Government Agent: Yes sir, earth is literally under siege by planet fucking Jupiter
  • Obama: OH SHIT

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