Translation please?

ta: ok well tonights not about fun, this is serious.
ta: deliriously so.
ta: we are in smearious shitstain city.
gc: screw you and your shitstains
gc: i will have a fucking blast and you cant stop me
(they said this last part in each others quirks because theyre best friends)
gc: blue team ssssssscum
ta: oh shit its onnnnnnn sucka