The Hind End of Space

kiwisr4ever:

vriskanaya:

Your name is DEVIAN TARTER and you are SIX SWEEPS OLD. You are clearly THE BEST ARTIST on ALL OF ALTERNIA, with your portfolio showcasing beautiful pieces such as ANIME TROLL MONA LISA and ORIGINAL CHARACTER DO NOT STEAL!! >:( You’re sure that one day you work will be UNIVRSALLY RENOWNED, but for now you are happy showing your work to anyone who pays you any attention.

You often say you’re listening to the SCREAMS OF YOUR TORTURED LUSUS XD, eating the SOULS OF THE INPURE, and drinking COKE BUT BLOOD SOON. Those are COMPLETE LIES, but you stick to them as they’re TOTALLY BELIEVEABLE. Nobody will ever see through your perfect guise!

You proudly wield the PENCILKIND specibus because you’re a TRUE ARTIST. Everyone knows that digital artists aren’t real artists as the computer does ALL THE WORK FOR YOU. You know this because your own digital art uses UNCREDITED BASES, and is clearly THE SAME AMAZING QUALITY as that of REAL PROFESSIONALS.

Your trolltag is deviantArtist and you type in a way that is totally funn but allows a lot fo typos! XD ~~99% of people would cry if troll justin bieber jumped off a building, repost this after every message if you’re the 1% who would be cheering JUMP ALREADY! with a bag of grubcorn~~

I think I’ve become ill from reading this.