how to make a cosplay
- start with the easiest parts
- trick yourself into thinking the rest will go as well
- fuck up a lot
- cry
- put it away for a while
- get inspired and start again
- fuck up again
- cry some more
- go completely broke
- put it away until the week before the con
- panic
- panic a lot
- that’s not enough I mean REALLY PANIC
- throw up
- cry as you sew in your hotel room at the convention the night before the con
- resort to a hot glue gun
- somehow you end up with a cosplay
- enjoy your cosplay