[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.

Top Text: “WOULD YOU LIKE PLASTIC OR PAPER BAGS?”

Bottom Text: “I HAVE A CREDIT CARD.”]

Seriously? Didn’t listen to my question at all. Thanks for saying that in a super patronizing tone as if I was slow. Even a “yes” would have been better. Well fuck you then. You’re getting plastic.