After work earlier today, I met up with Supey outside of his car so he could give me my late birthday present.

Supey I'm sure you'll find it really useful.

Me It better not be a dildo.

Supey hands me one of the cardboard envelopes we keep our store gift cards for the grocery store in.

Me Oh, uh, well, yeah I'll get some use out of it...

Supey Open it.

Inside is an Amazon.com giftcard.

Supey YOLO.