follow this bog, you will love getting stuck in quicksand
follow this dog, you will love arf arf bark woof baerk
follow this log, you will love the smell of rotting wood
follow this fog, you will love getting totally fucking lost
follow this cog, you will love going around endlessly
follow this hog, you will love stepping in pig feces
follow this jog, you will love passing out several miles later
follow this nog, you will love getting absolutely wasted
follow this frog, you will love getting warts