The Hind End of Space

fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.

Top Text: *LOOKS UP PLU FOR RANDOM VEGETABLE.* “I THINK IT’S 99 CENTS A POUND.”

Bottom Text: “AWESOME.”]

And then they just look at me. I have to explain I go by the four-digit number. Sometimes they understand (which makes me wonder why they opened their mouth to begin with) and sometimes they look even more confused. 

I also think it’s hilarious when they try to explain to me what the item is when I’m looking in the book. Thank you, but I got this. Sometimes I don’t even have to look and they’re surprised that I know what they have off the top of their head.

I also love it when they mix different apples and get mad when I have to take them out of the bag to be weighed. It’s not based on price, it’s based on inventory!

(On a side note, has anyone ever rung up “dried peppers?” I’ve only almost sold them twice and both times the customer has filled a few handfuls in a small bag and I have to count them to prove that it’s going to be like $80 for 30 peppers. Pay attention people.) 

OH GOD I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE DO THIS SO MUCH AUGFHAUFGAHUAGYHH