mum ohhh look how close jupiter and saturn are

me do their orbits ever sync up?

mum you mean do they overlap each other?

me yeah. like, do they ever get ~intimately acquainted

me do they dance the interplanetary tango

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me i bet they're only ever close to each other like once every decade or something

me oh my god that's so tragic

me i ship it

me astrological otp

mum you're adopted