Last night…
Mom: Garbage day tomorrow.
Me: kay.
Today…
Mom: UGH I’M NOT TALKING TO YOU YOU NEVER DO ANYTHING AROUND THIS HOUSE
Me: ?????
Mom: I told you to take out the garbage last night and you just said “YEAH OKAY” It’s supposed to be your job!
Oh, right mom. I’m sorry that “Garbage Day is tomorrow” doesn’t translate to “take the trash out” in my mind. Also, my job? You’ve been doing it before I got home from school on Tuesdays EVERY WEEK for several months. GOD.
