The Hind End of Space

archaeosaur:

im going to marry you and we’re going to have a nice little farm filled with dogs and pigs and chickens and a nice little bakery and im going to bake you a cake with a message inside it and youll have to eat through it to get to the message and that message will be “haha your gay” and you wont be able to do anything about it cuz we’re married

(Source: bustathyme)