The Hind End of Space

fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.

Top Text: “HOW MANY PACKS DID YOU HAVE TO SMOKE”

Bottom Text: “TO SMELL LIKE THAT?”]

Most smokers are perfectly okay, but there are a few customers who I am pretty sure only stop chain-smoking in tiny, poorly-ventilated rooms in order to go buy more cigarettes.

fucking hell, I HATE it when customers come in reeking of cigarette smoke. I can’t back away enough to not smell it when behind the register.