Friend I mean, I come from a fucking brain dead consumer culture too, but the Super Bowl is like that times a thousand.

Friend "GOTTA HAVE THAT NEW GUNDAM KIT BECAUSE" comes nowhere near "FOOOOTBALLLLLLLLLLLL"

Friend GOTTA BUY THE SHIRTS AND THE HATS AND THE BEERS AND THE TOYS AND THE CARDS AND THE ENDORSED PRODUCTS

Friend FOOTBALLLLLLL

Friend what do you mean you dress up as anime people and go to conventions? you spend how much to get in the door? UGH *says a man with $1000 football season pass + even more expensive bowl tickets. man has painted face and fucking tattoo of his favorite player's number + autograph*