The Hind End of Space

fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.

Top Text: “Customer is being an ass.”

Bottom Text: “Purposely forget to tell them the one item they bought was buy one, get one free.”]

I can’t be the only one who does this.

My philosophy is; If you’re not going to show any respect to me, then i’m not going to do you any favors.

It saves me money when I don’t have to give away free things, anyway.