I want to be be an asshole

Like no one ever was

To catch gold is my real test

To smoke weed is my cause

I will conquer across the land

Sound money far and wide

Each person to understand

The power of Ayn Rand

Vote Ron Paul, he’s you and me

I want sound money 

Oh, Ron Paul, you’re my best friend 

In this world we must un-Fed

Ron Paul, my hardon’s true 

My splooge is all for you 

You fuck me and I’ll fuck you 

Vote Ron Paul 

Gotta fuck’em all