people oh so you're a christian

me Yep. I'm pretty unshakable in that respect.

people So you want to convert me?

me Nah. I'm of the belief that if you're a good person, you'll be fine.

people So you hate gay people?

me Not in the slightest.

people Are you against abortion?

me I'm iffy on it, but women should be able to do what they want with their bodies. It's really none of my business.

people Do you want creationism to be taught in science class?

me Do I look like a bitch?

people so...you're not a christian

me um