fuckyeahretailrobin

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.

Top Text: “You can put more than that in one bag, I’m good on the environment.”

Bottom Text: “Wants everything double bagged”]


This actually happened once, I was bagging like I normal do when the customer said I could put more things in each bag, and that he was good on the environment. Then said he wanted everything double bagged a few minutes later.. Had I bagged the whole order like I usually would have, I would’ve used pretty much the same amount of bags, give or take a few.

relenawarcraft

“I’d like paper in plastic.” no fuck you. anyone who wants paper in plastic is a DOUCHEBAG. IT’S WASTEFUL. FUCKING STOP DOING IT. JESUS CHRIST OUR PAPER BAGS HAVE HANDLES, WHY DO YOU EVEN CARE. GODDAMN OLD PEOPLE WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU STOP WRITING CHECKS IT’S 2012 FOR CHRIST’S SAKE.