THIS IS SO TRUE

where’s the one where you have to pull it right out of your butt that is the absolute core of the long-hair experience

i was REALLY WEIRDED OUT by the hair in my buttcrack and i’m so glad that someone else acknowledged it because dear god was that weird

Part of my hair was teal in college and my BFF told me that she knew we were close because she found a teal hair in her butt.