The Hind End of Space

fwips:

the jig is up.  i’ve been in charge of this whole operation from the get go, just waiting for the right customer to come along and insist on something most people would assume i’m not in control over. Had i been an ACTUAL low tier employee, your threats of going to complain about me to my manager would have caused me actual anxiety and stress, but I could not fool you. you earned that expired 5% off coupon from 4 months ago, friend.