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Gaaaaaaaahhhhh! Fuck Shrek! Jesus god fucking damn shit on my father’s balls! Shrek was a barely mediocre movie that spawned a series of sequels that got progressively worse the longer they went. It serves only as a grim reminder that once upon a time in the long ago era of the 1980’s both Michael Myers and Eddie Murphy were funny, but now exist only as comedy zombies, shambling around spouting jokes that don’t even appeal to the lowest common denominator of society while they cry themselves to sleep every night trying to figure out why they’re most recent movie did so bad in the theatres, wishing they were still fucking relevant.

As if all of that weren’t bad enough the first Shrek movie committed the unforgivable sin of making prolonging Smash Mouth’s utterly unnecessary career and made them an never-ending internet meme used ironically by stupid kids and unfunny adults who think it’s just the best thing ever and that using memes makes you cool. No, it doesn’t. Smash Mouth is a terrible band that needs to be forgotten about post haste.

Honestly, I’ll never understand why Shrek, of all the animated movies that have come out was the one that lifeless internet dwellers clung to for dear life with a death grip. Let it the fuck go. All of you.

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